I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
don't judge my taste in strippers
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