this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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