is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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