You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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