I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My dick has a subreddit
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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