I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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