I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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