did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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