I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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