No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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