Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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