I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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