Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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