a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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