Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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