how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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