I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
