I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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