I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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