we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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