Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The power of my boobs compel you
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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