just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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