She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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