I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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