god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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