K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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