But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
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Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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