respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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