We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Text me some of your sweat
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