marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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