an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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