I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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