Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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