you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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