Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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