Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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