How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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