after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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