Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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