Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.