The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.