party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful