I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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