youre lurking in front of me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
