dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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