Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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