i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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