dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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