I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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