There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You are a genius and a whore.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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