why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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