Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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