I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
