she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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