So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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