Sponge bath it is.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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