But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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