Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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