Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Randomize
