We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Randomize
