I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
