I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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