It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
